Now Here's a Tissue. You're About to Sneeze.

[From Overheard in New York]
Brunette: I really need to have sex.
Blonde: Well you better do it soon because you're getting your period on Wednesday.
[long pause.]
Brunette: We spend too much time together.

Byt hårfärg på tjejerna, och jag lovar att det där blir jag och Trams i London.

That's enough of that shit.