tisdag 25 maj 2010

Don't panic!

Idag är det Towel Day som firas till minne av Douglas Adams. Så jag tänkte påminna er alla om några viktiga lärdomar från Liftarens guide till galaxen:

Och varför handdukar är bra att ha:
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

- Douglas Adams, Liftarens guide till galaxen


Såhär så jag ut när jag firade Towel Day med Martin och Dreaner för tre (!) år sen. Jag ser inte ut så idag, men det var ändå en sjukt nice dag (eller helg vill jag minnas). Fast det finns en person som LGTG påminner mig om mer än någon annan, och nu inser jag att jag saknar honom. Well, well, sånt är livet.

True story.

2 kommentarer:

Chriss sa...

Jag glömmer alltid bort Towel day! Jag får fira Douglas Adams lite när jag äter tårta för mammas födelsedag senare...

Ell sa...

Dåligt av dig! Iofs blev jag påmind via Twitter, så jag är inte mycket bättre...

Ja, gör så! :D